- You must be at least 13 years old to open a Nuked Member account.
- You are solely responsible for protecting your password and account info.
- Like any social media, it's a good idea to keep what you share about your personal self to a level you're comfortable with. Don't share your address or email with other members, as they might be weirdos.
- We won't sell your info. We don't care enough.
- It's a website for a game company. Kids play games and might look at the site. Keep your language and post content reasonable. We reserve the right to decide what reasonable is, and if you have to ask if it's reasonable, it's probably not. What about your freedoms you ask? None of your business, that's what about your freedoms.
- Be nice to each other. Keep the animosity at the gaming table and the dinner table, where it belongs. Also in space, as no one can hear you scream.
- A seventh thing. This makes these rules look longer, am I right?
- By choosing to become a member, you agree to these terms. By not choosing to be a member, you automatically disagree with these terms, even though they are reasonable.
- Thanks for playing the game! We love you. If you haven't played it yet, you should. You'll like it. We guarantee you'll be satisfied, as your satisfaction is our guarantee.